If You Were A Car What Car Would You Be?

"S65" (granthp) 08/07/2016 at 22:37 • Filed to: None

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OPPOsaurus WRX > S65 08/07/2016 at 22:38

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someone asked that exact question on her not too long ago because it was one of the questions he got in an interview or job aplication

JR1 > S65 08/07/2016 at 22:41

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American made. Humble up bringing and always willing to have a little fun

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > S65 08/07/2016 at 22:51

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/if-you-were-a-…

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > S65 08/07/2016 at 22:54

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > S65 08/07/2016 at 22:57

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Big enough to be useful, clever, kinda the oddball of the family.

There’s another metaphor here, but I don’t really want to say it.

TGRIP > S65 08/07/2016 at 22:58

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Well, I was raised in one, so it’s not too surprising.

Awkward looking, sure. Portland as fuck being a Subaru, hell yes... but not what you’d expect when you imagine most Subarus...

Not slow, not too fast, just perfect.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:00

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What kind of person does this make me ?

My citroen won't start > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:03

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Unreliable

Bit fat but still quite fast (on the tennis court)

Always late

I have a tendency to over-dress

Born in 1990

Racin'Jason001 > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:11

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Simple. ‘16 Mustang GT. (in yellow of course)

gmctavish needs more space > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/07/2016 at 23:15

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Business in the front, party in the back?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > gmctavish needs more space 08/07/2016 at 23:27

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Haha, not what I was thinking. I’m not a mullet aficionado.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:28

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As much as I love the 3 Series, I feel like the X3 is basically me as a car.

interstate366, now In The Industry > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:32

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-born in the 80s

-my younger sibling* is more popular

-reliable, but often overlooked

-equally at home in the city, the suburbs, or the middle of nowhere

-sporty in a quirky and old-school way

-probably attractive to hipster girls

*in the car’s case, i’m referring to the Integra

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:49

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Lame and has trouble interacting with other people. What car is that?

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/07/2016 at 23:57

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AfromanGTO > S65 08/07/2016 at 23:57

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S65 I’d picture you more of a Tommy Kaira S13, since you like the older Veilside styling of the 911s.

S65 > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 08/08/2016 at 00:00

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Tavarish.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > S65 08/08/2016 at 00:00

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But I’m in decent shape and not ugly.

Matthew Phillips > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/08/2016 at 00:01

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I don’t know... The G8 ST seems more like an aborted twin than oddball.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Matthew Phillips 08/08/2016 at 00:02

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#FailureToLaunch :(

S65 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/08/2016 at 00:03

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This isn’t ugly

S65 > AfromanGTO 08/08/2016 at 00:05

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Gib

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > S65 08/08/2016 at 00:18

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Retro styling, and a little awkward.

Amoore100 > S65 08/08/2016 at 01:12

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Volvo V60 Plug-in.

Some people just don’t understand me, and I can sometimes be an outsider but those who are my friends are fiercely loyal. I set about things in my own way—it may not be the quickest way but I try to make sure it’s the best way I can. I don’t really like attention that much but I appreciate praise when it’s deserved. The hybrid part of me allows me to be versatile under any circumstances as well as operate as efficiently as possible. I don’t come from a necessarily wealthy background, especially by Bay Area standards, but people respect us as both sophisticated yet down to earth.

There are a few other reasons why I chose the hybrid diesel but they’re not really relevant to this discussion...

CaptainSlower > S65 08/08/2016 at 01:57

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Old, white, dependable, and maybe a little too much rear overhang.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 08/08/2016 at 02:07

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Something rather unpleasant but deep down isn’t a completely horrible human being.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > S65 08/08/2016 at 03:34

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No. You see unlike him I don't try to fix everything for $4.18 and a used piece of chewing gum.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/08/2016 at 12:21

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 08/08/2016 at 12:41

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I’ll accept

404 - User No Longer Available > S65 08/08/2016 at 17:47

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Our family’s old Bluebird (U12 Stanza) had those wheel covers...